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Dispatch 06-78-94563 / Agent: Manstein / Equipment: Zenit Fotosniper
Be advised that Agent Manstein entered the perimeter at approximately 13:17 hour. Initial surveys found counter-intelligence agent “B-Rub” surveying a rare series of oak trees inside a public park. Following “B-Rub” to the piers, our agent then discovered a sinister pack of radio-enabled seagulls, apparently assigned to track a classified inbound freight shipment of electronic components and dog treats. It was later observed that flaunting said “treats” and calling out “hey pretty boy” is sufficient to command a common dog's immediate attention. If was not, however, found to be effective on brown-feathered ducks.